Forwarded-by: Dave Itter <itter@...> A man walking along a New Brunswick beach was deep in prayer. All of a sudden, he said out loud, "Lord grant me one...
glen mccready
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Jun 5, 2002 5:32 pm
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Forwarded-by: Nev Dull <nev@...> Forwarded-by: John Hedtke <john@...> "There are only 10 types of people in this world: those who understand...
glen mccready
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Jun 7, 2002 6:33 pm
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Forwarded-by: William Knowles <wk@...> http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/0620wiener20-ON.html Meg Jones Milwaukee Journal Sentinel June 20, 2002...
glen mccready
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Jun 21, 2002 7:12 pm
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http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/4/25851.html [...] Red Hat's Michael Tiemann explains:- "If Linux is truly going to revolutionize the embedded systems ...
glen mccready
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Jun 24, 2002 8:02 pm
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Forwarded-by: Flower Forwarded-by: "David Paige" <dpaige@...> A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked,...
glen mccready
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Jun 27, 2002 11:02 pm
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Forwarded-by: Daniel Rogers <rogersd@...> Forwarded-by: RandysRandom@... Band of Roving Chief Executives Spotted Miles from Mexican...
glen mccready
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Jun 30, 2002 7:20 pm
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Forwarded-by: Rob Windsor <windsor@...> Forwarded-by: "Dave Bruce" <dbruce@...> The truck driver is sitting at a red light. The blonde in the lane...
[Thanks to the folks who *kindly* pointed this out; the rest of you who think I should spend all day tracking down where things originated can kindly piss off....
glen mccready
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Jun 30, 2002 9:01 pm
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Forwarded-by: Nev Dull <nev@...> IMS has teamed up with Internet Software Consortium (aka Paul Vixie and the folks who produce BIND) to try and wrest...
glen mccready
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Jul 2, 2002 8:19 pm
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Forwarded-by: Flower Forwarded-by: Deb Merrill <merrilld@...> ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair ...
glen mccready
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Jul 3, 2002 7:47 pm
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Forwarded-by: Nev Dull <nev@...> Forwarded-by: Sean Eric Fagan <sef@...> From: Evan (evanh@...) This nation has come...
Forwarded-by: Jon Anhold <jon@...> A guy stopped at a local gas station and after filling his tank, he paid the bill and bought a soft drink. He stood...
glen mccready
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Jul 9, 2002 6:03 pm
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Forwarded-by: Rob Windsor <windsor@...> Forwarded-by: Kevin Wright <krwright@...> (regarding the judges who declared the Pledge of Allegiance ...
glen mccready
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Jul 14, 2002 5:50 pm
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Forwarded-by: Matthew_Goldsmith@... 1. You're not offended by the term... Homo Milk. 2. You understand the phrase "Could you please pass me a serviette. I...
glen mccready
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Jul 15, 2002 9:21 pm
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From: Darren Boyd <dboyd@...> aaah, all of us Canucks should be so proud! In Montreal for a performance of The Simpsons -- In the Flesh stage show at the...
glen mccready
gkm@...
Jul 19, 2002 7:32 pm
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Forwarded-by: Robert Krten <rkrten@...> [origin unknown, it's been going around...] Great things to say when you're stressed: 1. "Okay, okay! I take it...
glen mccready
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Jul 25, 2002 7:37 pm
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Forwarded-by: Nev Dull <nev@...> Forwarded-by: newsletter@... "I have a 401(k) retirement plan... I checked it today, and I'm not sure exactly...
glen mccready
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Jul 26, 2002 6:10 pm
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Aug 2, 2002 7:01 am
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sorry folks. somebody forged enough headers to get that stupid virus email through the mailing list filters and out to you all. if you run windows mail...
glen mccready
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Aug 2, 2002 5:26 pm
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Forwarded-by: "Paul Foster" <pfoster@...> "You don't deal with lesser life forms? You must be a lonely guy." ...
glen mccready
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Aug 9, 2002 4:51 pm
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Forwarded-by: Rob Windsor <windsor@...> Forwarded-by: LZ <zehr@...> A pastor walked into a neighborhood pub. The place was hopping with music...
glen mccready
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Aug 18, 2002 6:40 pm
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Forwarded-by: Rob Windsor <windsor@...> Forwarded-by: "Rich Holland" <holland@...> Forwarded-by: Diane <djbscm@...> S t . M o m '...
glen mccready
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Aug 18, 2002 6:49 pm
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Forwarded-by: Nev Dull <nev@...> Forwarded-by: Adam Shand <adam@...> From: politech@... Date: Thu, 15 Aug 2002 00:12:27...
glen mccready
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Aug 18, 2002 7:48 pm
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Forwarded-by: Nev Dull <nev@...> Forwarded-by: newsletter@... "Give me a frigging break. I've been a frigging diva for 40 frigging years." --...
glen mccready
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Aug 18, 2002 7:55 pm
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Forwarded-by: Nev Dull <nev@...> Forwarded-by: "KOLE,JOHN P (HP-FtCollins,ex1)" <john_kole@...> From: Bell Lori...
glen mccready
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Aug 18, 2002 8:02 pm
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[I'm sure somebody will tell me about the original source; it's in a number of places on the web. -gkm] Forwarded-by: Colin Burgess <cburgess@...> The Beer...
glen mccready
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Aug 18, 2002 10:22 pm
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From: Jim Greer <jgreer@...> ... There really is a bar with such a feature; it is in Milwaukee. I refuse to name it for fear of spoiling others'...
glen mccready
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Aug 19, 2002 6:31 pm
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Forwarded-by: Nev Dull <nev@...> Forwarded-by: "Simondo" <simondo@...> Sean Connery was interviewed by Michael Parkinson, and bragged...
