Although containing light elements, I'm sending this to the illustrations list to remind us that you can't always trust human sight, reason, or rumor when...
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Feb 1, 2000 1:00 pm
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Thanks to "rexmc" for this one. ****************************** Once upon a time two brothers who lived on adjoining farms fell into conflict. It was the first...
Tim Davis
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Feb 3, 2000 1:04 pm
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A couple of weeks after hearing a sermon on Psalm 51:2-4 (knowing my own hidden secrets) and Psalm 52:3-4 (lies and deceit), a man wrote the following letter...
Tim Davis
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Feb 8, 2000 1:05 pm
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Always remember those who serve In the days when an ice cream sundae cost much less, a 10 year old boy entered a hotel coffee shop and sat at a table. A...
Tim Davis
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Feb 10, 2000 12:58 pm
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When I'm An Old Lady by Mary Ann Hopkins When I'm an old lady, I'll live with my son, and make his life happy and filled with such fun. I want to pay back all...
Tim Davis
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Feb 14, 2000 5:09 am
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The young man was at the end of his rope. Seeing no way out, he dropped to his knees in prayer. "Lord, I can't go on," he said. "I have too heavy a cross to...
Tim Davis
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Feb 15, 2000 12:57 pm
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Thanks to Gail Anderson for this one ************************************ THE LORD'S PRAYER (This is a little long but it is well worth reading and can be used...
Tim Davis
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Feb 17, 2000 9:17 pm
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Thanks to Joyce Foster for this one. ***************************** A story is told about a soldier who was finally coming home after having fought in Vietnam....
Tim Davis
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Feb 19, 2000 1:03 pm
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Thanks to my brother-in-law Bill Priest for this one. ****************************** As you got up this morning, I watched you and hoped you would talk to ...
Tim Davis
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Feb 22, 2000 1:08 pm
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Due to the merger between Egroups and Onelist, I have been asked to change the name of the illustrations list because it's name duplicates another list on...
Tim Davis
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Feb 23, 2000 10:19 am
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Thanks to "Francmt2" for this one. ************************************ This was written by an 83-year-old women to her friend. I'm reading more and dusting...
Tim Davis
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Feb 24, 2000 1:03 pm
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Thanks to Roland for this one. **************************** A wealthy man and his son loved to collect rare works of art. They had everything in their...
Tim Davis
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Feb 29, 2000 1:11 pm
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Thanks to list member Dorris for this one. **************************** Keep the faith......and keep it strong! God cares. He knows. Sometimes He says "No"...
Tim Davis
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Mar 2, 2000 1:02 pm
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Thanks to the Dalys for this one. ******************************* "Coincidence is when God prefers to be anonymous" ~ Anon ... Distributed by Cybersalt...
Tim Davis
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Mar 4, 2000 1:06 pm
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Thanks to Emory for this one. ********************************* Back when the telegraph was the fastest method of long-distance communication, a young man...
Tim Davis
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Mar 6, 2000 1:11 pm
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I worked at a company which decided to have an Employee Suggestion Competition. I told my department that they were probably looking for ways of saving money....
Tim Davis
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Mar 7, 2000 1:06 pm
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Thanks to Walter Smith for this one. *************************** An elderly carpenter was ready to retire. He told his employer-contractor of his plans to...
Tim Davis
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Mar 9, 2000 1:07 pm
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Thanks to Melinda Redmann for this one. ********************** QUALITY OF LIFE An American investment banker was at the pier of a small coastal Mexican village...
Tim Davis
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Mar 10, 2000 5:20 pm
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Thanks to Walter Smith for this one. ****************************** A few months before I was born, my dad met a stranger who was new to our small Tennessee...
Tim Davis
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Mar 14, 2000 10:58 pm
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Thanks to Tom Lauterbach for this one. ********************************* An explanation of trust and faith: A young, new preacher was walking with an older,...
Tim Davis
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Mar 16, 2000 1:08 pm
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Thanks to Melissa Shelswell for this one. ************************************ I was holding a notice from my 13-year-old son's school announcing a meeting to...
Tim Davis
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Mar 20, 2000 6:38 am
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Thanks to Doris for this one. ************************** Are You Waiting for the Brick? A young and successful executive was traveling down a neighborhood...
Tim Davis
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Mar 21, 2000 1:12 pm
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Thanks to Renee Jones for forwarding this to me. This one has credit as to the source so if you forward it or use it let's give credit where it is due. ...
Tim Davis
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Mar 23, 2000 8:28 pm
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Thanks to Jim for this one. ************************ So, you think a gallon of gasoline is expensive, huh?? Diet Snapple 16oz for $1.29 = $10.32 per gallon ...
Tim Davis
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Mar 25, 2000 1:07 pm
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Thanks to Betty for this one. ********************* A minister was opening his mail one morning. Drawing a single sheet of paper from an envelope he found...
Tim Davis
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Mar 27, 2000 1:10 pm
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Thanks to Keith Todd for pointing out that the last illustration was cut and paste confusingly into the e-mail. Sorry about that - it was the software, that's...
Tim Davis
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Mar 30, 2000 1:07 pm
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Sorry for the ALL CAPS in the subject, but it's a lot easier for everyone to read this instead of e-mailing me separately wondering what happened. Because of...
Tim Davis
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Mar 30, 2000 2:13 pm
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Thanks to Dave for an adswap between lists today. ********************** D A V E ' S D A I L Y C H U C K L E 100% CLEAN & FUNNY jokes! Yes, it is possible! ...
Tim Davis
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Apr 4, 2000 12:09 pm
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Thanks to Emory for this illustration. ************************ Missing The Point On a December day back in 1903 at Kitty Hawk in North Carolina, Orville and ...
Tim Davis
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Apr 6, 2000 12:05 pm
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Thanks to Bev Woelm for this one. *********************** Beyond Death A sick man turned to his doctor, as he was leaving the room after paying a visit, and...
