LORD, THANK YOU Lord, thank you for this sink of dirty dishes; we have plenty of food to eat. Thank you for this pile of dirty, stinky laundry; we have plenty...
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Mar 2, 1999 5:44 am
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Once upon a time there was a wise man who used to go to the ocean to do his writing. He had a habit of walking on the beach before he began his work. One day...
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Mar 2, 1999 5:54 am
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These 17 messages appeared on billboards and buses in Ft. Lauderdale, Fla. during September, October and November. The Smith Agency, in charge of the...
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Mar 3, 1999 8:37 am
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During my second month of nursing school, our professor gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student and had breezed through the questions, until I read...
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Mar 5, 1999 5:34 am
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One night, at 11:30 PM, an older African American woman was standing on the side of an Alabama highway trying to endure a lashing rain storm. Her car had...
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Mar 8, 1999 7:01 am
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Many years ago, when I worked as a volunteer at Stanford Hospital, I got to know a little girl named Liz who was suffering from a rare and serious disease....
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Mar 9, 1999 2:00 am
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In ancient times, a king had a boulder placed on a roadway. Then he hid himself and watched to see if anyone would remove the huge rock. Some of the king's...
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Mar 11, 1999 6:04 am
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In the days when an ice cream sundae cost much less, a 10 year old boy entered a hotel coffee shop and sat at a table. A waitress put a glass of water in front...
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Mar 14, 1999 9:33 pm
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HOW DO YOU LIVE YOUR DASH I read of a man who stood to speak At the funeral of a friend. He referred to the dates on her tombstone From the beginning......to...
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Mar 16, 1999 1:31 am
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Keep Your Fork There was a woman who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness and had been given three months to live. So as she was getting her things "in...
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Mar 17, 1999 7:22 am
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Yet another customer service phone call....... Service Rep: Hello, you have reached the Heart Systems Software Company help desk. How may I help you? ...
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Mar 19, 1999 4:00 am
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The San Francisco Zoo has an elephant named Calle who has a chronic illness, requiring medication. The zoo people couldn't get Calle to take her dose orally,...
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Mar 19, 1999 7:44 pm
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I'm not sure where one would use these but they do illustrate something. ************************************** If you think you're having a bad day... read...
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Mar 22, 1999 1:09 am
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The night was dark and there were no street lights on the winding country road. The man in the small family saloon strained his eyes as he tried to make out...
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Mar 23, 1999 2:55 am
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Kids letters to God "Dear God, please help me be the person my dog thinks I am." - Unknown Dear God, In Sunday School they told us what You do. Who does it...
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Mar 25, 1999 6:05 am
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"One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives." --Mark Twain ... Distributed by Cybersalt Communications Home...
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Mar 27, 1999 7:22 am
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Thanks to list member Jerry Steen *********************************** FUNNY ISN'T IT??? Funny how a $10.00 bill looks so big when you take it to church, but so...
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Mar 31, 1999 5:22 pm
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THE RICH FAMILY IN CHURCH By Eddie Ogan I'll never forget Easter 1946. I was 14, my little sister Ocy was 12,and my older sister Darlene 16. We lived at home...
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Apr 1, 1999 5:40 pm
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COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS Count your blessings instead of your crosses; Count your gains instead of your losses. Count your joys instead of your woes; Count your...
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Apr 5, 1999 10:59 pm
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UNDER HIS WINGS An article in National Geographic several years ago provided a penetrating picture of God's wings. After a forest fire in Yellowstone National...
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Apr 9, 1999 8:39 pm
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A True Story... When Pastor Joe Wright was asked to open the new session of the Kansas Senate, everyone was expecting the usual politically correct...
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Apr 11, 1999 7:09 am
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THE LONELY EMBER A member of a certain church, who previously had been attending services regularly, stopped going. After a few weeks, the pastor decided to...
Tim Davis
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Apr 13, 1999 5:23 am
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If you can start the day without caffeine... If you can get going without pep pills... If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains... If you can...
Tim Davis
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Apr 17, 1999 8:08 pm
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A story is told of a mule who fell into a well. A mule fell into the farmer's well. The farmer heard the mule "braying" (or whatever mules do when they fall...
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Apr 17, 1999 8:09 pm
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Recently egroups.com upgraded their website with some new features. Somehow, they re-added a number of people who had previously unsubscribed from the...
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Apr 20, 1999 8:00 pm
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Thanks to list members Mike & Vicki Youngquist ****************************************** Authenticity In Becoming a Contagious Christian, Bill Hybels and Mark...
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Apr 21, 1999 2:00 am
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There is lots of text to read in this e-mail but is worth it. I plan to use the illustration this week at a baptism service to encourage people to take a...
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Apr 23, 1999 9:32 pm
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Don't Quit Wishing to encourage her young son's progress on the piano, a mother took her boy to a Paderewski concert. After they were seated, the mother...
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Apr 27, 1999 7:59 pm
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Ethics students caught cheating SAN DIEGO (AP) April 30, 1999 - Twenty-five San Diego State University business students got an "F" for cheating. The class?...
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Apr 30, 1999 8:45 pm
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WWII shells found on beach in France BAYONNE, France (AP), April 30, 1999 - Erosion along the waterfront in the resort of Biarritz has exposed hundreds of...
