Thanks to list member "Cuervo" ******************************* Money can buy a house but not a home. Money can buy a bed but not sleep. Money can buy a clock...
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Sep 6, 1999 11:19 pm
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DEDICATED TO MISSING CHURCH ATTENDERS! To make it possible for everyone to attend church this Sunday, we are going to have a special "No Excuse Sunday": Cots...
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Sep 8, 1999 11:59 am
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When asked this riddle, 80% of kindergarten kids got the answer, compared to 17% of Stanford University seniors. What is greater than God, More evil than the...
Tim Davis
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Sep 21, 1999 6:20 pm
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It was a cold winter's day that Sunday. The parking lot to the church was filling up quickly. I noticed as I got out of my car that fellow church members...
Tim Davis
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Sep 23, 1999 12:01 pm
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Wonderful Story A young man was getting ready to graduate from college. For many months he had admired a beautiful sports car in a dealer's showroom, and...
Tim Davis
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Sep 29, 1999 5:53 am
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Is Your Hut Burning? The only survivor of a shipwreck was washed up on a small, uninhabited island. He prayed feverishly for God to rescue him, and every day...
Tim Davis
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Sep 30, 1999 5:46 pm
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A student at Eagle Rock Junior High won first prize at the Greater Idaho Falls Science Fair, April 26. He was attempting to show how conditioned we have...
Tim Davis
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Oct 13, 1999 6:29 am
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I SHED SOME BLOOD FOR HIM By Roy L. Spinks A young couple was deliriously happy when a beautiful little girl was born. This young couple was un-saved. In...
Tim Davis
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Oct 21, 1999 5:03 am
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I wouldn't want to build any theology based on this "parable" but it does communicate a good point. ****************************************************** ...
Tim Davis
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Oct 25, 1999 6:17 am
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Thanks to Bob Thompson ***************************** The following is adapted from a story that is reported to be true as told by Leah Curtin R.N., in "Nursing...
Tim Davis
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Oct 27, 1999 5:29 am
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I think that this dog is like the sins that we keep as pets - eventually they will take over our life. Once that happens, rescue from their consequences...
Tim Davis
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Oct 28, 1999 12:09 am
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Thanks to Donna, from the head office of my denomination - http://www.agcofcanada.com, for this one. It may be a bit to long to use in a sermon but might go...
Tim Davis
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Oct 28, 1999 8:19 pm
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Thanks to Anne Clouse for this one **************************************** A pig and a chicken were walking by a church where a gala charity event was taking...
Tim Davis
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Oct 31, 1999 1:51 am
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For those of you who are also on my Cleanlaugh list, you will be getting this tomorrow. I am sending it to the illustrations list today because it illustrates...
Tim Davis
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Nov 1, 1999 5:19 pm
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Thanks to Emory for this one. ********************************** This opinion editorial appeared in this past weeks Dallas Morning News. STAND UP-WIMPY...
Tim Davis
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Nov 3, 1999 7:09 am
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"The heavens declare the glory of God; and the firmament shows his handiwork." A small child and his father were looking heaven- ward one bright starlit night....
Tim Davis
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Nov 5, 1999 5:59 pm
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Thanks to the LazyBear for this one that applies to more countries than just America. **************************************** ONLY IN AMERICA A citizen of...
Tim Davis
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Nov 17, 1999 12:02 am
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Dear List Members ***With apologies to those of you who will receive this more than once because your are on more than one of my lists. ***With apologies to...
Tim Davis
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Nov 24, 1999 1:07 am
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Thanks to list member Jeff. ************************* 'Twas the night before Jesus came and all through the house, Not a creature was praying, not one in the...
Tim Davis
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Nov 29, 1999 1:01 pm
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Thanks to "Carterpc79" for this one. ********************************** His arrival was eagerly anticipated, but not just by children. He came on Christmas...
Tim Davis
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Dec 3, 1999 11:47 pm
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"It's just a small, white envelope stuck among the branches of our Christmas tree. No name, no identification, no inscription. It has peeked through the...
Tim Davis
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Dec 6, 1999 1:04 pm
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Thanks to Gabe Combs for this one. *************************************** In September 1960, I woke up one morning with six hungry babies and just 75 cents in...
Tim Davis
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Dec 8, 1999 1:04 pm
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This poem was written by a Peace keeping soldier stationed overseas. Sorry that it is in "ALL CAPS". It came that way and I don't have time to retype it. ...
Tim Davis
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Dec 10, 1999 1:07 pm
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I'm sending this Pearlygates post to my illustrations list (sorry for the duplicate for those of you on both lists) because us preacher types need a good laugh...
Tim Davis
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Dec 13, 1999 8:34 pm
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Thanks to Pat Trachse for sending this one in. ... "Can you imagine not being permitted to freely say 'Merry Christmas"? Can you imagine having to conceal...
Tim Davis
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Dec 15, 1999 1:04 pm
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A Christmas True or False Quiz Can you separate fact from fiction in the Christmas story? Test your knowledge by answering "T" or "F" to each statement. There...
Tim Davis
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Dec 17, 1999 4:36 am
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TWAS THE NIGHT JESUS CAME 'Twas the night Jesus came and all through the house, not a person was praying, not one in the house. The Bible was left on the shelf...
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Dec 17, 1999 1:06 pm
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Thanks to "the Lazybear" for this one. ************************************ YOU ARE CORDIALY INVITED TO A BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION Guest of Honor:... Jesus ...
Tim Davis
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Dec 20, 1999 7:21 am
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Thanks to "fcelaya" for this one. I don't usually go for re-writes like this but this one seems to be alright. *************************************** A PSALM...
Tim Davis
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Dec 23, 1999 1:17 am
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Dear list members, First of all I apologize for the multiple copies of this that those of you on more than one of my lists will receive. Where I am, the...
