NEW OR CHANGED IN THE SCIENCE JOKES COLLECTION THIS WEEK Version 7.38.4 Time-stamp: "October 5, 2003" Why did the chicken cross the road according to...
NEW OR CHANGED IN THE SCIENCE JOKES COLLECTION THIS WEEK Version 7.38.5 Time-stamp: "October 11, 2003" Codes for subjects: M mathematics ; P physics ; C...
Interviewer: Now comes the part of the interview where we ask a question to test your creative thinking ability. Don't think too hard about it, just apply...
NEW OR CHANGED IN THE SCIENCE JOKES COLLECTION THIS WEEK Version 7.38.6 Time-stamp: "October 18, 2003" Codes for subjects: M mathematics ; P physics ; C...
This was written by my little brother Brian. Schrodinger's cat was alive Till quantum wavebreak would arrive Then he'd open the box And throw in some lox And...
NEW OR CHANGED IN THE SCIENCE JOKES COLLECTION THIS WEEK Version 7.38.7 Time-stamp: "November 2, 2003" Codes for subjects: M mathematics ; P physics ; C...
1. Newton's Method: Let the lion catch you. For every action there is equal and opposite reaction. This implies that you caught the lion. 2. Einstein Method: ...
I've just unsubscribed two members who posted porno files in the files area. I also removed the files. If anyone spotted these before I did, I'm sorry. I will...
NEW OR CHANGED IN THE SCIENCE JOKES COLLECTION THIS WEEK Version 7.39 Time-stamp: "November 8, 2003" Codes for subjects: M mathematics ; P physics ; C...
NEW OR CHANGED IN THE SCIENCE JOKES COLLECTION THIS WEEK Version 7.39.1 Time-stamp: "November 15, 2003" Codes for subjects: M mathematics ; P physics ; C...
NEW OR CHANGED IN THE SCIENCE JOKES COLLECTION THIS WEEK Version 7.39.2 Time-stamp: "November 23, 2003" Codes for subjects: M mathematics ; P physics ; C...
NEW OR CHANGED IN THE SCIENCE JOKES COLLECTION THIS WEEK Version 7.39.3 Time-stamp: "November 29, 2003" Codes for subjects: M mathematics ; P physics ; C...
NEW OR CHANGED IN THE SCIENCE JOKES COLLECTION THIS WEEK Version 7.39.4 Time-stamp: "December 6, 2003" Codes for subjects: M mathematics ; P physics ; C...
It is December again. Would you people like me to post the Christmas science jokes again? Joachim. -- This mail is free mail; you can redistribute it and/or...
... This people certainly would. Thanks, Joachim. J. ===== IT IS A TRULY UNIQUE PERSON WHO CAN IGNORE THE WONDERS SURROUNDING US . . . J. Richard Jacobs ...
O Humid Night (Melody: "O Holy Night") (from bionet.microbiology--by someone signing as Yersinia) O Humid Night Anopheline mosquitoes Are circling you in the...
For the microbiologists on the list: A Mad Scientist Christmas Yersinia Twas the night before Christmas and all thru my house, Not a specimen was stirring, not...
For immediate release - 11 December 2003 by: J. Richard Jacobs, staff reporter, The Times of Tasmania At a press conference held early this morning, Nick...
,NEW OR CHANGED IN THE SCIENCE JOKES COLLECTION THIS WEEK Version 7.39.5 Time-stamp: "December 13, 2003" Codes for subjects: M mathematics ; P physics ; C...
Q: How does Santa deliver presents all over the world on Christmas Eve? A: With Rudolf the red-shift reindeer. -- This mail is free mail; you can redistribute...
... Eve? ... An immediate problem is seen here. A red-shift reindeer is understood to be moving away, whereas a blue-shift reindeer would be in approach....
... Christmas ... be ... in ... After carrying this thought process to its logical extreme, I found that if one allows for an equal amount of approach and...
Not that we are introduced to a nude Rudolf (makes sense, I guess) we will follow up with this happy song: 13. Iron the Red Atom Molecule (to the tune of...
1. The Chemistry Teacher's Coming to Town You better not weigh You better not heat You better not react I'm telling you now The Chemistry Teacher's coming to...
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