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1. Newton's Method: Let the lion catch you. For every action there is equal and opposite reaction. This implies that you caught the lion. 2. Einstein Method: ...
I've just unsubscribed two members who posted porno files in the files area. I also removed the files. If anyone spotted these before I did, I'm sorry. I will...
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It is December again. Would you people like me to post the Christmas science jokes again? Joachim. -- This mail is free mail; you can redistribute it and/or...
... This people certainly would. Thanks, Joachim. J. ===== IT IS A TRULY UNIQUE PERSON WHO CAN IGNORE THE WONDERS SURROUNDING US . . . J. Richard Jacobs ...
O Humid Night (Melody: "O Holy Night") (from bionet.microbiology--by someone signing as Yersinia) O Humid Night Anopheline mosquitoes Are circling you in the...
For the microbiologists on the list: A Mad Scientist Christmas Yersinia Twas the night before Christmas and all thru my house, Not a specimen was stirring, not...
For immediate release - 11 December 2003 by: J. Richard Jacobs, staff reporter, The Times of Tasmania At a press conference held early this morning, Nick...
,NEW OR CHANGED IN THE SCIENCE JOKES COLLECTION THIS WEEK Version 7.39.5 Time-stamp: "December 13, 2003" Codes for subjects: M mathematics ; P physics ; C...
Q: How does Santa deliver presents all over the world on Christmas Eve? A: With Rudolf the red-shift reindeer. -- This mail is free mail; you can redistribute...
... Eve? ... An immediate problem is seen here. A red-shift reindeer is understood to be moving away, whereas a blue-shift reindeer would be in approach....
... Christmas ... be ... in ... After carrying this thought process to its logical extreme, I found that if one allows for an equal amount of approach and...
Not that we are introduced to a nude Rudolf (makes sense, I guess) we will follow up with this happy song: 13. Iron the Red Atom Molecule (to the tune of...
1. The Chemistry Teacher's Coming to Town You better not weigh You better not heat You better not react I'm telling you now The Chemistry Teacher's coming to...
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2. I'm Dreaming of a White Precipitate I'm dreaming of a white precipitate just like the ones I used to make Where the colors are vivid and the chemist is...
3. Silent Labs Silent labs, difficult labs All with math, all with graphs Observations of colors and smells Calculations and graph curves like bells Memories...
4. Deck the Labs Deck the labs with rubber tubing Fa la la la la, la la la la. Use your funnel and your filter Fa la la la la, la la la la. Don we now our...
5. The Twelve Days of Chemistry On the first day of chemistry My teacher gave to me A candle from Chem Study. (second day) two asbestos pads (third day)...
7. O Little Melting Particle (to the tune of "O Little Town Of Bethlehem") Para Dichloro Benzene how do you melt so well? The plateau of your cooling curve is...
