Two Stroke Smoke used to be totally off the hook, but now it's pretty much just a conduit for Bryan to delete "Hi, my biker friends told me about this site, I want to have good time!" member requests. Which is just as well because Microsoft is going to take over Yahoo any day now, which will be like the sixth time we've had to change the list to please new overlords. Remember the good old days? Remember A.M.I.R.? Remember that time I accidentally left Danny Danhauser at Niagara falls and he had to hitch a ride with some cute skinbirds from Erie or Buffalo or something? No, you don't, you're too busy posting pictures of your kids on Shutterfly and going to one concert a year, probably Morrissey or someone like that who used to be cool, and still is, but it's pretty sad to waste your one concert a year on a squalid nostalgiafest like that. You probably don't even have a scooter anymore, let alone a two-stroke. Anyway, so, scooters, yeah! And when I say "You," I mean "Me (Bryan)."